Pros & Cons of Ugly People

At some point we have all seen a human specimen that just should not have made it past the fetal stage. It is in some ways terribly disappointing to see these sorts, as they can cause us all trauma and immense discomfort. However, does anyone ever stop to think about the important role the uglies play in our complex society? First we have the gorgeous people, slightly below them are the the attractive and usually overly cocky people whom try to make up for the fact that they're not gorgeous by being rude and snobby to people and try to appear as though they are prettier than they really are. Below the attractive people are the good looking, the okays, the not so good looking, the ickys and the uglies! Now pretend for a second that the uglies did not exist. By removing that level of ugly you move everyone down a notch. By this I mean that the ickys are now the uglies, the not so good looking are now the okays, and such and so in in a cascading upheave of nasty looking people and such and what not. My point is that we gorgeous people need ugly people to make us look good. If there were no ugly people there would be no comparison by which to say that one individual is more attractive than the other. The uglies make the good looking people look good, and the good looking people make the uglies look ugly. It's just that simple. Can't have one without the other. Night & Day. Black & White.

So next time you see someone who makes you throw up in your mouth a little. Think about how much better you look than them, when you're seen in the same place.


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